The difference between US and Canada

In Canada, if you steal 100 billion dollars from your shareholders, you get fined for 2 billion dollars. In the US, if you steal 100 billion dollars from your shareholders, you get fined for 2 billion dollars, but they also throw you to jail. And you don't know what's gonna happen to your ass in jail.

In Italia, se ti va male, diventi presidente di Alitalia.